Larisa's Top Ten Reasons to Live With Dogs Instead of Children

Larisa's Top Ten Reasons to Live With Dogs Instead of Children

10. Dogs never open the refrigerator door, stare for 15 minutes and then declare NOTHING EVER looks good to eat in there.
9. When you accidentally sneeze with your mouth full, dogs will help you clean it up.
8. Dogs are PROUD to be seen walking with you.
7. A frozen dog toy stuffed with frozen peanut butter will allow you a peaceful 2 hour nap. This trick does not work with TVs and Ipods.
6. Getting your dog fixed to keep him from wandering off is considered humane.

5. Dogs never confuse that pretty green lump of wasabi on your sushi platter for mint ice cream.

4. Dogs won't crash your computer while looking up pictures of cute dogs in swimsuits.

3. Dogs won't screech for something at the grocery store - and then refuse to eat it at home.

2. Dogs happily wash the dinner dishes, whether you ask them to or not.

1. It may be illegal to stuff a toddler in your purse or a box full of holes to save on airfare.